It Depends On How You Look At It...

· Comfort

The Universe shat on me.

OR.

God saved my outfit.

Literally.

I was sitting on a patio under a wisteria arbor with COSA friends talking recovery, when *SPLAT*

An unseen bird shit right into my lap.

Only I was holding my iPhone on my lap and the *SPLAT* landed perfectly (and only) on my screen.